All marked up

Here is a tally of recent injuries:

I have 2 bruises from recent vaccinations
A scrape on my chest where books fell on me at the library
Yellow jacket stings on my leg and shoulder
An itchy spot from an allergic reaction to the band-aid used to cover the stings
A torn delicate girl-chest-region-area thing, don't ask
A ripped off baby right toenail after I kicked a shopping cart (it bled a lot)

I'm a bit of a mess I guess. My mom always says it's a good thing she didn't make my middle name "Grace."